Worm Jokes

Worm Jokes


Worm Jokes For Halloween

Q: What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
A: Worm your way out of that one!

Q: What is worse than finding a worm in your pumpkin?
A: Finding two worms!

Q: How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
A: Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Q: How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
A: Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!

Q: How do you make a glow worm happy?
A: Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!

Q: What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
A: He was going in one ear and out the other!

Q: What’s a glow worms favourite song?
A: Wake me up before you glow glow!

Q: What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
A: Let it Glow, Let it Glow!

Q: Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
A: Because her children weren’t that bright !

Q: Where do Worms find their favorite Halloween Joke?
A: At!

Q: What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
A: Light ale!

Q: What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A: A dirty kid!

Q: What do worms leave round their baths?
A: The scum of the earth!

Q: Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
A: It’s a sour tale!

Q: Why do worms hate graveyards?
A: They keep bumping into skeletons!

Q: How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
A: It depends on the size of the zombie!

Q: What type of food do worms like?
A: Your Halloween Candy!

Q: How do worms measure their length?
A: They ask a tape worm to help out!

Q: How do you know you have a tape worm?
A: It’s comming out of your belly!

Q: Why are glow worms good to carry in your Halloween bag?
A: They can lighten your load!

Q: What makes a glow worm glow?
A: A light meal!

Q: What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
A: Have you ever tried worm pie?

Q: Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
A: Because they’re wrigleys!

Q: What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
A: Global Worming!

Q: Why did the worm cross the playground?
A: To get to the underground slide!

Q: Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
A: It was going ear to ear in the corn field!

Q: What did the worm say to another?
A: What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a pumpkin like this!

Q: Why did the worm have a death wish?
A: It got up early!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Worm who?

Worm to meet you!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Can who?

Can I worm my way in to your house!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Can who?

Can Of Worms!

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?


Glow who?

Glow worm!

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Happy Halloween!

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