Zombie Apocalypse Running Jokes
Getting You Fit For Halloween
Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a Zombie coming!
Q: In the zombie Apocalypse why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Q: If twenty zombies run after you, what time is it?
A: Twenty after one!
Q: Why couldn’t the runner get away from the zombie?
A: He hit the wall!
Q: What do you get if a zombie runs infront of your car?
A: A tired out zombie four sure!
Q: Why do zombies run in circles?
A: Because its hard to run in squares!
Q: What do you call a competitive runner who just broke up with his girlfriend after she was bitten?
Q: What is absolute jealousy in the zombie apocalypse?
A: The feeling survivors get when you’re driving by in your car past them running for their lives from a zombie herd!
Q: In the zombie apocalypses why did the vegetarians run away but never join the group again!
A: They didn’t like to meat up!
Q: How did the barber run away from the zombies?
A: He took a short cut!
Q: Why can’t you take a nap while being followed by a zombie herd?
A: Because if you snooze, you lose your life!
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you in the zombie apocalypse?
A: Run! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth!
Q: Why do runners in the zombie apocalypse go jogging early in the morning?
A: They want to finish before their brain figures out it’s for breakfast!
Q: Did you hear about the survivor who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?
A: He only had two feet!
Q: Why is it easy to run away from a zombie?
A: You tripped up your friend first!
Q: How do crazy runners go through the zombie filled forest?
A: They take the psycho path!
Q: What do you call a 16 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six walking dead brothers?
A: A domestic violence survive!
Q: Why did Halloween end?
A: It run into November 1st!
The good thing about the zombie apocalypse is you can run a Halloween party all year long!
If you want me to go running with you, I’m going to need some motivation…Like a herd of zombies behind us wanting to bite me!
You think I’m crazy because I run away? Trust me, If I’m bitten. I will be one crazy ass zombie!
I don’t run. And if you see me run, you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing us like a zombie!
Before the zombie apocalypses cardio was the name of my couch. Now it’s something I do daily!
Unless you saw a zombie eating someone infront of you, I don’t want to hear about your morning jog!
I have been jogging my memory about life before the zombie apocalypse.
Running from your problems never helps unless the problem is being chased by zombies!
I run slow when a little zombies are chasing me so they think they’re fast!
Run away there are zombies coming!
The zombie apocalypse is here!
Jog my memory why I knocked on this door!
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