Spelling Jokes For Halloween , Witch Spelling Jokes
Q: What is a witch’s favorite school subject?
Q: How does a witch spell mousetrap?
Q: How do you know a witch invented the alphabet?
A: Because you have to spell it.
Q: Can you spell a word for pretty witch with two letters?
Q: What’s the difference between a ground witch and round witch?
A: The letter G!
Q: What happen to the short witch when she added the letter E, R to her spell?
A: She got a shorter!
Q: How do you make seven witches into three even pairs?
A: They ate the witch whose name starts with S!
Q: Why was the witch given a letter with X written on it?
A: Because she was X-communicated!
Q: Why did the witch name her two sons ED?
A: Because two Eds are better than one! (heads)
Q: Why did the witch think horses have six legs?
A: She was taught that they have forelegs in the front and two at the back!
Q: What witch’s kitchen item starts with a T ends in a T and has T in it?
A: A Teapot!
Q: What is the most important thing a witch needs to learn in school?
Q: How did the witch end the world?
A: With the letter D!
Q: How does the lazy witch spell the number 80?
Q: How did the witch spell the worlds longest word?
A: She put a mile between two S. Smiles!
Q: Why don’t you disturb a witch cooking up alphabet soup?
A: It might spell disaster for you!
Q: Why didn’t the witch learn to spell?
A: The teacher kept changing the words!
Q: Why do witches always win at spelling bees?
A: It’s not worth it being turn into a toad!
Q: What animal does a witch love the most?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: How does a witch trick you into saying yes?
A: She ask you “What does y-e-s spell?”
Q: Did you hear about the witch that could spell jealousy in two letters?
A: All the other witches NV her! (envy)
Q: Why did the little witch have so much trouble with appendicitis?
A: So couldn’t spell it!
Q: Why was the witch so angry with her daughter?
A: She kept getting A’s in spelling!
Q: What letter is a witch scared of?
A: The Letter “Bee” it can sting you!
Q: Why do witches like to go to University in Australia?
A: So they can get a Hex debt!
Q: How did the witch turn the beagle into a bird?
A: She took the B away and turned it in to an eagle!
Q: Why do witches fly broomsticks not drive Lamborghini cars?
A: They can only can spell broomstick when shopping online!
Q: Why was the witch so clever?
A: She could make up grammatically incorrect grammar jokes!
Q: How do you know a witch has been on your computer?
A: All the search history is just words that she couldn’t spell!
Q: Can you cast me a rotten spell?
A: Sure “D K” (decay)
Q: Do your hear about the teacher teaching the young witches how to spell roof?
A: It was way over their heads!
Q: Why did the young witch spell icy just with IC?
A: Y it was to cold her hand were numb!
Q: What Halloween word has three consecutive double letters?
A little witch came home from her first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, she told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell “black cat” so I told her”
I gotta “A” in spelling, The little witch told her father. “You silly little witch” he replied. “There isn’t any A in spelling!”
The wizard Leo had it first, wizard Paul had it last; boys never had it; girls have it but once; Witch Molly had it twice in the same place, but when she married Wizard Harry Potter she never had it again. What is it? The letter L.
A little witch took a knife and wrote her boyfriend’s name in to her hand..
After a minute she started to crying out aloud.
“Why are you crying?” Asked her best friend.
“Is it hurting?”
“Is it painful?”
“You don’t like it?”
“What then?” she added.
When I was at witch school my English teacher asked me “Name two pronouns.” I said “Who, me?”
A witch and a black cat were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the black cat’s name?
My witch of an English teacher was so angry that I forgot to do my homework. Plus my best friend and two boys forgot too.
It was not my fault we all 4-gotten!
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. “Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death — we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?” “Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”Found more great Halloween Jokes like
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