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Broomstick Humor and Broomstick Puns

Q: Why do witches only ride their broomsticks after dark?
A: That’s the time to go to sweep!

Q: How does a broom make itself understood?
A: By sweeping gestures!

Q: What did one broom say to the other broom?
A: Have you heard about the latest bit of dirt?

Q: Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
A: It’s easier than walking!

Q: What’s the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
A: A broomstick pie tastes awful!

Q: Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Q: What do you call a witch and a wizard who share a broomstick? A: Broommates!

Q: What do you call it when a witch’s black cat falls off her broomstick?
A: A catastrophe!

Q: What’s the best advice you can give to a witch on a broomstick?
A: Don’t fly off the handle!

Q: Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?
A: He was caught playing with his broomstick inside!

Q: How long is Harry Potters broomstick?
A: 9 and 3 quarters!

Q: Why didn’t Harry Potter borrow a broomstick from a friend?
A: There was something RON with their broomstick!

Q: Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
A: That where he left his broomstick!

Q: Why does Sirius Black have so many witch girlfriends?
A: They enjoy a nice long broomstick ride under a full moon!

Q: How did Harry Potter clean up his floor in his room?
A: With a broom stick!

Q: What is the most important thing about riding a broom stick?
A: Don’t to slide off the end!

Q: What does Harry Potter and his Quidditch team have in common?
A: They all fly on broomsticks!

Q: Why do witches fly on brooms?
A: To get high!

Q: How does a wizard control a broomstick?
A: Like a boss!

Q: Did you hear about the famous new broom?
A: It is sweeping the nation!

Q: Why are witches so happy when flying on a broomstick?
A: They are so proud of their sweeping invention!

Q: How long did the witch take the broomstick out?
A: For a short spell!

Q: Where is a witch most happy?
A: In a broom factory!

Q: What do you call a witches flying machine?
A: A broomstick!

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!

Q: What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
A: She witch-hiked!

Q: How did the yellow wizards go in the Quidditch competition?
A: They swept the other teams away!

Q: What has six legs and sits on a broomstick?
A: A witch with her cat!

Q: Why did the wizard fly the broomstick over the mountain?
A: Because he couldn’t go under it!

Q: Why did the kid give all their candy to the witch?
A: She had a big broom stick!

Q: What does a red neck do when they see a witch flying on a broomstick?
A: They shout “fire!”

Q: What do witches ring for in a hotel?
A: B-room service!

Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom stick?
A: By witchful thinking!

Q: How does a witch ask a wizard to take a ride on her broomstick?
A: Voodoo like to ride with me?

Q: Why don’t witches buy broomsticks from Australia?
A: They always broomerang back there the first chance they get!

Q: What do you call a witch that flies in a jet?
A: A broomless witch!

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More Broomstick Humor Here

Did you hear about the boy who saw a witch riding on a broomstick? He said, “What are you doing on that?” She replied, “My sister’s got the vacuum cleaner.”
If a flying saucer is an aircraft, does that make a flying broomstick a witchcraft!

You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet!

A young person hired by a Halloween costume superstore reported for their first day of work. The manager greeted them with a warm handshake and a smile, gave them a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.”

“But I’m a college graduate,” the young person replied indignantly.

“Oh, I’m so sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom. I’ll show you how to use it.”

A man goes to the doctor and says, ‘I have a broomstick between my legs.’
Doctor goes, ‘I can remove it one fast sweep.’

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Happy Halloween

A man goes to the doctor and says, ‘I have a broomstick between my legs.’
Doctor goes, ‘I can remove it one fast sweep.’


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