10 Funny Halloween Jokes
Ten Cute Halloween Jokes
Funny Halloween Jokes From HalloweenJokes.com
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch!
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired!
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To go to the body shop!
Why was the witch late for party?
She’d lost her witch-watch!
Where do you find the most scary haunted house?
At the end of a dead end road!
Why was the skeleton a fast drinker?
He always had to skull!
WHY did the vampire stay home all day?
He was coffin all day!
What animals are the best pets?
Black cats, because they are purr-fect!
What do you call a moon out of orbit?
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