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10 Funny Halloween Jokes

10 Funny Halloween Jokes


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Ten Cute Halloween Jokes

Funny Halloween Jokes From HalloweenJokes.com

ONE

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up!

TWO

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

THREE

When do zombies go to sleep?

When they are dead tired!

FOUR

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To go to the body shop!

FIVE

Why was the witch late for party?

She’d lost her witch-watch!

SIX

Where do you find the most scary haunted house?

At the end of a dead end road!

SEVEN

Why was the skeleton a fast drinker?

He always had to skull!

EIGHT

WHY did the vampire stay home all day?

He was coffin all day!

NINE

What animals are the best pets?

Black cats, because they are purr-fect!

TEN

What do you call a moon out of orbit?

A lunatic!

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